Eh, well, well! I must not linger
On those glorious halcyon days;
Time with his relentless finger
Brings me to the second phase;
Politics were always creeping
Like a ghost across my view--
I contested Market Sleeping
In the Spring of Seventy-Two.
GLADSTONE--[No, please not. ED.]
EVOE.
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"BRIGHTON.--The ----. One minute sea, West Pier, Lawns. Gas fires in
beds."--_Advt. in Daily Paper._
Thanks, but we prefer a hot-water bottle.
* * * * *
[Illustration: MORAL SUASION.
THE RABBIT. "MY OFFENSIVE EQUIPMENT BEING PRACTICALLY _NIL_, IT REMAINS FOR
ME TO FASCINATE HIM WITH THE POWER OF MY EYE."]
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ESSENCE OF PARLIAMENT.
[Illustration: THE INCOHERENTS.
The reply of the Soviet Government to the Spa Conference was described by
Mr. LLOYD GEORGE as "incoherent; the sort of document that might be drawn
up by a committee composed of Colonel WEDGWOOD, Commander KENWORTHY, Lord
ROBERT CECIL, Mr. BOTTOMLEY and Mr. THOMAS." It is understood that these
hon.
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